There are a plenty of Hockey fans out there that love the sport but are total "benders" when it comes to ice skating nor do they have any desire or time to improve on this skill. They are the Kings and Queens of the deck hockey world and would like to keep it that way. But there is a new sport rising out of the depths of the knee hockey world that may challenge those deck hockey enthusiasts.......introducing SOCKEY!!!
As explained in www.sockeyfun.sockey.com: Sockey is an Elementary-level indoor co-ed activity created to learn the game of hockey, exercise, and have fun! It is a safe variant of hockey played in a gymnasium with sock-covered hockey sticks, soft indoor hockey balls, and players wear sneakers instead of skates! What sets our program apart from others is our philosophy. We believe in an overall sense of community for everyone involved: participation in charitable events, financial support for students and teachers, convenience for parents, and fun & exercise for all!
Well it is our job here at polyglideice.com to keep our readers and followers informed about what appears to be brewing out there in the deep dark depths of hockeyland that is slowly emerging as a trend. It appears a hydrid version of Sockey meets Knee Hockey is forming that involves the use of a synthetic ice panels and you guessed it.......SOCKS!! Players emulate the ice-skating motion while playing their favorite sport (less the bent ankles) on a slippery synthetic ice surface..... thus a true, "pure" version of Sockey!
The sock itself has been relocated from the stick blade back to the foot of which we've been told nylon works best. The results are one giant slip and slide mess (without the water) of incredible hockey fun for kids of all ages that brings a lot of great plays between the giggles. Just imagine being on a slippery break away and being taken out by your own ill-timed deke. We can see how this sport is starting to gain momentum as there's something really funny about a bunch of unstable-footed athletes (or adults) taking themselves too seriously.
So if you have the guts and are crazy enough to try something new Sockey awaits you! Start out by waxing the hardwood floors and grab a pair of your holely nylon socks in the back of your draw that hasn't seen the daylight in fifteen years. Work your way up to form your own Sockey league, recruit only the best scouted talent and maybe.... just maybe you and your Sockey comrades will raise.....
(well timed pause).....The Stanley Sock!!
- Jim Loughran, PolyGlide Ice